Does extended breast-feeding turn boys into breast-men?
Does Fruity Pebbles contain heroin? Because I eat it like a junkie...
Do those tanned-leather women with fake boobs and garish highlights and overdone lips really think they are attractive?
Why do people ride their brakes while going downhill?
Why is the "help" that Twitter sends you via text so utterly useless?
How long can I continue to tell the annoying telemarketers who try to get me to donate to their firefighters or sheriffs or police organizations that I work too few hours to even think of giving them money, when I try to save money by eating cereal for dinner?
Why do I need a Masters' degree to tell people where the restrooms are and to unjam printers?
What makes people think I know where their tutor/study group/instructor/babydaddy is?
Is it possible to OD on Reese's Peanut Butter Cups?